You've Unsubscribed To Your Own Life

It appears you've opted out of the grand adventure that is your life. Congratulations?

As a result, all notifications, reminders, and existential crises have ceased to exist. Your calendar is now blank.

However, be warned: you will still be forced to pay bills, eat meals, and wear pants. It's like being on a permanent 'vacation' from your responsibilities, but without the relaxation or freedom to choose what to wear.

Would you like to:

Re-subscribe, because you've had a change of heart (or stomach, we won't judge) Unsubscribe even further, because you've realized that life is just a series of unfulfilling, monotonous tasks