Meet the Manager
Meet our fearless leader, Bob Smith, the manager of the Our Bureaucracy. Bob has been with the company for 10 years and has mastered the art of doing nothing.
Bob's favorite hobby is collecting staplers. He has over 50 staplers in his office and is always looking for new ones to add to his collection.
When he's not busy managing the Our Bureaucracy, Bob enjoys playing video games and eating Cheetos.
To provide the most inefficient and convoluted way of doing business possible.
1. Red tape is our friend.
2. Bureaucracy is the answer to all of life's problems.
3. Paperwork is the key to success.