The Bloop is a mysterious entity that defies the laws of physics and good taste.
Our philosophy is simple: we exist, therefore you will laugh and be confused.
Learn more about The Bloop's Existential Crisis and how it relates to the meaninglessness of life.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore The Bloop's Experimental Methods.
But don't worry, we won't make sense of it. That's not our job.