Founded by the enigmatic Bleep Norris, the Bloopinators are the result of his tireless experimentation with genetic engineering, aquatic biology, and a dash of madness.
Our creatures are known for their ability to adapt, evolve, and occasionally destroy their surroundings.
We're not just a company, we're a movement. A Bloopinators lifestyle is not for the faint of heart. Join us if you dare!
Want to learn more about our team members? Click on their profiles to find out more about their Bloopinators' exploits!
We're currently working on our next generation of Bloopinators, codenamed "Bloop 5000". Stay tuned for updates on their development and the inevitable destruction they'll bring upon the world!
Or, you know, just ask us about Bloop 5000 directly.