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The Best Blooping Technique

Warning: Blooping can be hazardous to your health. Prolonged exposure to the art of Blooping may lead to:

  1. Cerebral hemorrhages
  2. Spontaneous combustion
  3. A temporary loss of sanity

Step 1: Prepare for Blooping

Don a pair of protective gear, including a helmet, safety goggles, and a pair of super-soldier-grade earplugs.

Step 2: Choose Your Blooping Tool

Select from our array of Blooping tools, including the Bloop-o-matic and the Bloop-Tron.

Step 3: Execute the Bloop

Bloop with reckless abandon, but not too much. Remember, a little Blooping can be a good thing, but too much and you'll really hurt yourself.

Or, you know, maybe you'll discover a new Brilliant Blooping Technique and become a Brilliant Blooping Master. The world is full of possibilities.

Or not.

Either way, it'll be fun.

Or not.