Quantum Blooping is a revolutionary new field of physics that seeks to describe the blooping behavior of subatomic particles. It's like regular physics, but with more blooping.
Our research team is led by the brilliant Dr. Blopington, who has spent years studying the blooping dynamics of quarks and electrons.
We're on the cusp of a major breakthrough, and we're looking for volunteers to help us test our new Blooping-O-Meter.