Chapter 1: The Bloopers' Blooping Basic Safety Precautions
1. Never, ever, ever touch a Bloop. Seriously, it's not safe.
2. When approaching a Bloop, always wear protective eyewear. Trust us, you don't want to be blinded.
3. Never, under any circumstances, try to ride the Bloop. It's not a pony, folks.
Continue to Chapter 2: Blooming the Limits to learn more about Bloop safety best practices.