Step 3: Prepare for Blooping Impact

As the Blooping Crisis Continues to Unfold prophets of doom are warning of impending doom, but we're here to tell you that it's not as bad as it sounds. Or is it?

But wait, there's more! Our experts are predicting:

99% of all users will be affected!

• 99.9% chance of minor inconveniences
• 0.1% chance of major existential dread

Don't worry, it's all part of the Blooping experience. In fact, we're offering a special Evacuation Kit just for you.