STEP 4: THE BLOOP

In this critical phase of disaster recovery, we will be introducing the art of "Blooping". Blooping is a revolutionary technique that combines the ancient art of flailing with modern, high-tech, highly-explosive results!

By flailing wildly, you will be able to:

• Destroy 90% of the surrounding area with your flailing.
• Increase your risk of injury by 500%.
• Attract an audience of onlookers who will be both frightened and fascinated by your flailing prowess.

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• Step 5: Blooping for Days