A Disorienting Guide to the Disorientation Spectrum

Warning: This chart is not for the faint of heart. It's a visual representation of the complexities of disorientation, with each stage more bewildering than the last.

Stage 1: Initial Disorientation

Where it all begins...

disorientation = initial_disorientation + confusion
disorientation += disorientation * (1 + randomness)

Stage 2: Spatial Disorientation

Where the world starts to spin...

spatial_disorientation = disorientation + spatial_distortion
spatial_distortion = sin(2 * pi * random)

Stage 3: Temporal Disorientation

Where time loses all meaning...

temporal_disorientation = disorientation + temporal_looping
temporal_looping = 1 / 0

Stage 4: Cognitive Disorientation

Where the mind is lost forever...

cognitive_disorientation = disorientation + mental_fog
mental_fog = 1 / sqrt(2)