Quantum Bloopers: The Ultimate Reality Distortion Index

Welcome, space-time travelers, to the Quantum Bloopers, where the fabric of reality is constantly at risk of unraveling!

Current Bloop Levels:

• Bloop Level 1: Minor Reality Glitches
• Bloop Level 2: Moderate Reality Distortions
• Bloop Level 3: Major Reality Fractures

Caution: Prolonged exposure to Quantum Bloopers may cause:

• Spontaneous combustion of socks
• Uncontrollable urge to wear plaid with polka dots
• Involuntary transformation into a sentient toaster