Welcome, mangle enthusiasts! We're glad you're here to ask some... interesting questions.
Quantum Mangle is a mysterious phenomenon where your socks go missing in the wash cycle, only to reappear in the freezer, covered in last night's pizza sauce.
It's like they're trying to escape the dryer, but not really. It's just... magic.
We've had reports of people experiencing mild frustration, moderate exasperation, and one reported incident of a lost shoe.
What is Quantum Mangle?