A Bloop is a rare and mysterious creature that has been known to appear only in the most brilliant of places. It’s said to have the power to turn even the most mundane tasks into an epic adventure.
According to Bloop experts, a Bloop can be identified by its signature bright pink fur and its tendency to make you wonder where the snack room is.
A: Unfortunately, our cameras are currently on the fritz. But trust us, it's a real thing.
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A: We're not entirely sure. Maybe just pretend you're one?
A: No. We're not a pet store.
The contents of this page are entirely made up and should not be taken as factual.
Unless you're a Bloop. In that case, we're totally serious.
