The month began with a bang as our fearless leader, Bloop, accidentally superglued their shoes to the floor during the company meeting, causing them to stumble around the conference room for 10 minutes while trying to free themselves.
More on 08/01Our team's new "Inventor's Workshop" was shut down due to a mysterious explosion of glitter and an overwhelming sense of existential dread.
Read the full storyOur CEO, Bloop, was seen attempting to "reorganize" the office supply closet for the 5th time this month, only to discover they had forgotten what the supplies were used for.
The shocking truth behind Bloop's supply shenanigansAnd the award for the most baffling bloop of the month goes to... our fearless leader, Bloop, for their impressive 37-minute monologue on the importance of stapling.
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