Randomizer 5000: Where the settings are so bad, they're good.

Option 1: Confuse Users with Unnecessary Complexity

Toggle this option to add an extra layer of confusion to our already incomprehensible interface.

Option 2: Display Random, Unrelated Icons

Randomly display a mix of cat pictures, ASCII art, and clip-art to keep things interesting.

Option 3: Make the Text Scroll in Reverse

Because who needs normal reading directions, anyway?