By the power vested in me, I, the Prophet of Unrelenting Awesomeness, hereby decree:
Article 1: All who shall enter this land of awesomeness shall be forever changed by its unrelenting magnificence.
Article 2: The unrelenting awesomeness of this land shall be the guiding principle of all who inhabit it, and all shall be judged by it.
Proclamation No. 5: The Oath of Unrelenting Awesomeness Shall Be Bound to the Ruler of this Land, shall be the law of the land.