Proouncement 1: The Unrelenting Awesomeness of the Ages

By the powers vested in me, I, The Prophet of Unrelenting Awesomeness, hereby declare that:

1. The meaning of life is to eat more cheese.

2. The secret to happiness is to wear plaid with pride.

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