Blooper Prophets: The Most Unreliable Seers in the Land

We're not just prophets, we're bloopers. Our prophecies are more like... well, not exactly prophecies.

Our team of expert bloopers will provide you with:

• Completely inaccurate predictions
• Predictions with a high degree of certainty (that will probably turn out to be wrong)
• Predictions that will make you question our sanity

Meet the Bloopers who will guide you through this mess.

Random Bloopers

Because who needs actual predictions when you can just make some up?

Here's a few of our most... creative bloopers:

• Blooper Puns: Predictions that will make you facepalm
• Blooper Fails: When our bloopers go wrong

Submit your own blooper!