Quantum Mangle: The Bloopers' Greatest Hits

Featuring:

1. Bloopocalypse - A mangle that will blow your mind

2. Bloopocalypse 2: The Sequel - Even better than the first!

Also:

Mangletron

Randomly select a mangle for more merriment.

Don't forget to visit our mangle museum for more mangle-filled fun!

And, of course, our Bloopocalypse Shop where you can buy all sorts of mangle-themed swag!

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