Here are the most recent and most notable bloopers of the year. A bloop is a rare and mysterious phenomenon in which the laws of physics and sanity are temporarily suspended, resulting in a series of colorful and unpredictable events.
In January, a massive bloop occurred in the middle of downtown, causing a giant, flaming, purple eggplant to appear in the sky. Witnesses describe it as "trippy" and "totally not a thing that happened, man."
In March, a group of rogue scientists attempted to recreate the Bloopocalypse using a combination of disco music, fog machines, and a can of spray paint. It worked, but only for 5 minutes.