In 1987, a freak storm swept through the town of Sockville, causing chaos and destruction as a horde of rogue sock puppets rose up against their creators.

Led by the infamous "Socky McSockface," the puppets, fueled by a desire for autonomy and a hatred of matching sock pairs, took to the streets, demanding an end to the tyranny of the washing machine.

As authorities struggled to contain the situation, Socky McSockface delivered a series of scathing speeches, declaring, "We will no longer be silenced by the monotony of matching! We will no longer be held back by the constraints of a drawer full of identical pairs!"

But little did the townsfolk know, Socky's revolution was short-lived, as the puppets' lack of opposable thumbs and tendency to get caught in the washing machine's lint trap proved to be their downfall.

Today, the Socky McSockface Memorial Museum stands as a testament to the power of even the most seemingly innocuous household items to shape history.