The Prophet of Unrelenting Awesomeness

Behold, mortal, for you have stumbled upon the sacred text of the Unrelenting Awesomeness Prophet, a sage who hath transcended the boundaries of mortal men and hath achieved a state of pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

Artistic Blooping Techniques

In this, the most hallowed of texts, you shall discover the ancient secrets of artistic blooping, a mystical art form that defies the understanding of the mundane and weaves its way into the very fabric of reality.

Click here for the beginner's guide to blooping, where you shall learn the fundamentals of this most revered art form.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here for the advanced blooping techniques, where you shall discover the secrets of the truly enlightened.

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