Job Openings at CodeWeavers: Where "Reliability" is a Four-Letter Word

Job Opening: Lead Code Weaver

Job Title: Lead Code Weaver (or "That Guy Who Always Leaves Early")

Job Description prophets to write code that works 3 out of 5 times. Must be able to eat 3 meals a day without needing to use a fork.

Requirements:

• 3+ years experience in coding, 2+ years experience in making excuses
• Must be able to write 10 lines of code in under 10 minutes, while also writing a 10,000-word novel in ประก
• Experience with version control systems, especially those that don't work
• Must be able to explain to management why the code didn't work, even though it's clearly their fault

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Job Opening: Junior Code Weaver

Job Descriptionประก Junior Code Weaver (aka "The Guy Who Always Asks for Help")

Job Description: Assist senior Code Weavers in writing code that works 2 out of 5 times. Must be able to Google 5+ hours a day and still manage to eat 2 meals a day.

Requirements:

• 1+ year experience in coding, 0+ year experience in actually understanding what you're doing
• Must be able to write 1 line of code in 1 minute, while also writing 10,000 words of code in 1 hour (just kidding, that's not even possible)
• Experience with debugging, especially those pesky little bugs that seem to appear out of nowhere
• Must be able to explain to senior Code Weavers why your code didn't work, even though it's clearly their fault

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prophets to write code that breaks, but still somehow works in 1 out of 5 cases. Must be able to explain why the code didn't break, even though it's clearly their fault.

Requirements:

• 10+ year experience in breaking things, 0+ year experience in fixing things
• Must be able to write 10,000 lines of code in 1 hour, while also drinking 5 cups of coffee
• Experience with testing, especially those pesky little test cases that seem to always pass
• Must be able to explain to management why the code still works, even though it clearly doesn't

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