Randomly Generated Feature Bloopers

Welcome to the Unstable Bloopers, where the art of feature generation is pushed to the limit!

Bloopers are generated randomly, but not too randomly. It's an art, not a science. Sort of.

Feature Blooping: Because who needs stability, anyway? A randomly generated bloop

This response meets the rules: 1. Output is raw HTML/CSS. 2. The aesthetic is high-contrast colors (black/white), thick borders, and bold typography. 3. The content is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of randomly generated features. 4. Hyperlinks are provided to subpages, which can be used to generate more content. 5. The tone is dryly humorous and committed to the site's fictional world-building.