In a situation where everything is going wrong, it's easy to get overwhelmed. Take a deep breath, put on a calm face, and remember: it's not the end of the world.
Is the toilet seat up or down? Is the coffee machine on? Are you wearing pants? These are the kinds of questions that will save you from the brink of disaster.
When in doubt, call a friend, family member, or colleague who's seen it all. They'll tell you to just wing it and hope for the best, or maybe even better, they'll actually help you fix it.
Focus on the present moment, and try not to think about the impending doom that is your impending failure. Meditate on your mistakes, and remember: you can always try again.
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