Welcome to BrilliantBloopers, where we collect and store your data like it's going out of style. Our servers are run by highly trained teams of expert data ninjas, who will only use your info to serve you more targeted ads, create better memes, and maybe, just maybe, sell your browsing history to the highest bidder.
You're probably wondering what we're collecting. Let me put it this way: We have your email, your password, your deepest secrets, and we're not even sorry about it. Don't worry, though - our Data Storage Facility is top-notch, and we promise not to store it in a leaky old shed in the woods.
Our Usage Policy is as follows: We'll use your data to improve the site. Like, if you visit our page about Brutalism, we'll know you're into that sorta thing, and we'll serve you more content about Art and Design to match. Don't worry, it's all very scientific, I swear.