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Preventing Bloopers | Brilliant Bloopers
Preventing Bloopers: A Guide
Warning: Bloopers are a real and terrifying phenomenon.
What are Bloopers?
Bloopers are unpredictable, explosive outbursts of creativity that often occur when you least expect them. Think of a cross between a trombone and a firehose, and you're on the right track.
How to Prevent Bloopers
- Wear a fireproof jumpsuit at all times.
- Practice your trombone skills daily.
- Never, ever, under any circumstances, eat a spoonful of wasabi.
- Install a Blooper- detection system in your home.
- Call a Bloopers Anonymous hotline at 1-800-BLOOPER-1.
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