Warning: Bloop 4 is not for the faint of heart. It's for the bold, the brave, and the slightly insane. If you're looking for a gentle introduction to the world of Blooping, please start with Bloop 3.
A Bloop is a rare, magical phenomenon where the very fabric of reality is warped and twisted, causing everything to go delightfully wrong. It's like a cosmic game of "what could possibly go wrong?", but with more explosions and fewer consequences.
First, try not to panic. Then, consult the Blooping Guide to Basic Bloop Fixing. If that doesn't work, you may need to call in the experts.
Blooping can have unintended consequences, including but not limited to: spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, and a strong desire to eat a whole pizza by yourself. Don't say we didn't warn you.
While there's no surefire way to prevent a Bloop, wearing a Bloop-proof helmet may help. Just don't say we told you to.
And that's all for Bloop 4. If you're feeling bold, try Bloop 5, but don't say we didn't warn you.