Meet Blooper 1, the Most Eligible Bachelor of the Team
Blooper 1 is a 5'11" tall, 30-year-old, slightly-awkward software engineer with a passion for bad puns and worse jokes.
When not busy re-writing the same code for the 5th time, Blooper 1 enjoys sipping coffee, playing the trombone, and attempting to cook ramen noodles without setting off the fire alarm.