As the space-time continuum continued to warp and buckle under the weight of infinite improbability, the fabric of reality itself began to unravel like a bad sweater. It was then that the first brilliant blooper of the future in space-time was born: a great and terrible event that would go down in history as the Cosmic Catastrophe of 3056.
Imagine a universe where black holes are not just regions of space-time where gravity is so strong it warps space and time, but actual vortexes of pure chaos, sucking in everything in their path like a cosmic Hoover.
It was during this time of great upheaval that the brilliant and doomed Captain Zorvath, a renowned space-traveler and aficionado of all things absurd, stumbled upon a way to harness the power of these cosmic bloopers. Little did he know, however, that his actions would have far-reaching consequences, setting off a chain reaction of events that would change the course of history forever.
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