Success Through Failure
At Blooperizing, we believe that failure is not just an option, it's a requirement. Our team of expert blooperizers use our proprietary Blooperizer 9000 software to ensure that every project is a resounding failure.
Our Methodology
- Step 1: Identify the most likely point of failure
- Step 2: Intentionally sabotage the project
- Step 3: Document the failure for future use
Our Track Record
We've had a 100% failure rate on all our projects. It's a source of pride for us.
- Failed to launch a single project on time
- Missed every deadline by at least 6 months
- Blooperized every budget by at least 300%