Blerp McSplotch
Blerp is our team's resident expert in the art of making things look nice. When he's not busy sipping lattes, he's perfecting the art of straightening up wobbly tables.
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Zlorg P. Bottomsworth
Zlorg is our go-to person for all things ergonomic. When he's not rearranging the break room, he's making sure our chairs are comfy.
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Gloopernuts McGloopface
Gloop is our resident expert in the field of... well, things that are generally okay, I suppose. He's the one who makes sure our products aren't completely terrible.
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