FREE SELF HELP WORKSHOPS - Because You Clearly Need It

Clueless Capital's Gift to Society

We're not saying you're clueless, but... actually, yes, we are. Don't worry! Our Free Self Help Workshops are here to guide you through the minefield of adulting.

Join us for a series of expert-led sessions on:

• How to boil water without burning it (Free Session)
• Basic knot-tying for the fashionably impaired (Free Session)
• Making a decent cup of coffee without getting a divorce (Free Session)

Our expert instructors will lead you through the fundamentals of:

• Not getting lost in the supermarket
• Not setting off your alarm clock
• Not accidentally using the bathroom in front of your in-laws

Don't worry, we won't judge you. Much.

Upcoming Events:

How To Not Get Lost In The Supermarket

How To Not Set Your Alarm Clock

How Not To Accidentally Use The Bathroom In Front Of Your In-Laws