Clueless Capital Self Help Workshops - How Not to Accidentally Use the Bathroom in Front of Your In-Laws

Upcoming Events:

Join us for our most popular workshop yet! Learn the art of discreetly relieving oneself in the presence of your relatives.

Subtopics:

Our expert instructors will cover the following essential topics:

• The Art of Holding it In (But Not Really)
• Discreetly Finding a Bathroom in an Emergency (Even if You Have to Use a Paper Bag)
• The Power of Distractions (Coughing, Sneezing, and Farting)

Expert Instructors:

Our instructors are all experienced professionals in the field of Cluelessness.

• Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth: Renowned expert in the art of doing nothing
• Dr. Emily P. Fumblesworth: Ph.D. in the field of getting out of doing stuff