Best Practices for Incompetant Employees

At Incompetant Inc., we're proud to offer our employees a comprehensive guide to achieving mediocrity.

• Never, ever, ever check your work for errors.
• Always, always, always blame your computer for any mistakes.
• Never ask for help, or admit when you're wrong.
• Take long, unscheduled breaks to scroll through social media.
• Meetings are a waste of time, but only if you have to attend them.

Our team of highly trained professionals (just kidding) has put together this list of best practices for you to follow:

• Best Practice 1: The Art of Doing Nothing
• Best Practice 2: The Joy of Redoing Work
• Best Practice 3: The Delight of Procrastination