Our Services
Procrastination Consulting
We'll help you put off that report until next week. Guaranteed.
Learn MoreOverthinking Consulting
We'll analyze the problem so much that you'll never have to make a decision.
Learn MoreRandomly Pressing Buttons Consulting
We'll just press buttons until something happens. It's science.
Learn MoreOur Approach
At Incompetent Inc., we take a unique approach to consulting. Our team of experts (and we use that term loosely) will work tirelessly to ensure that you never have to actually accomplish anything.
We pride ourselves on our:
- Deliberate decision-making process
- Excessive paperwork
- Lack of actual expertise
Our Team
Brian "The Expert" McExpertface
Our resident expert on everything and nothing in particular.
Lisa "The Researcher" Lurch
Our team member who's still on Google search results 12 pages deep.
Chuck "The Guy Who Just Hits Refresh" Norris
Our resident refresh expert. He just hits refresh until something happens.
