Q: What's the deal with your logo?
A: Our logo is a deliberate attempt to confuse people into thinking we're competent. It's a work in progress.
Q: How do I contact you guys?
A: You can try calling our automated answering machine. If you get a voicemail that just loops back to a hold message, congratulations! You've reached a milestone!
Q: Do you have any certifications or accreditations?
A: We have a "Certification of Incompetence" from a dubious organization that's since folded.
Q: Can you guys actually do what you claim to do?
A: We're working on it. Currently, we're stuck in a beta phase that may or may not ever end.
Q: What's the deal with the guy in the background who just stares at his coffee cup all day?
A: That's just Steve. He's our resident expert on "Doing the Minimum Amount of Work." He's a true inspiration to us all.
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