Spontaneous Combustion Pros: The Experts in Unpredictable Solutions

Our Solutions:

• Random Fire Pro: Because Who Needs Control, Anyway?
• Spontaneous Combustion Pro: Where 'Accidents' Happen
• Unpredictable Unraveling Pro: For When You Want to Unravel the Fabric of Reality

Our Approach:

Our team of expertly-incompetent professionals will work with you to create solutions that will... well, let's just say 'encourage' you to think outside the box, shall we?

Case Studies:

• That One Time the Office Burned Down (Literally)
• Random Fire Incidents: Because Why Fix It When You Can Just Burn It Down Instead?