IncompetentInc's Mediocre Services

Because you asked for it, here are some subpar services offered by IncompetentInc.

Our Signature Service: Accidentally Deleting Your Data

For a small fee, our expert team will delete all your important files and data. Because who needs backups, right?

Our highly trained professionals will spill coffee on your keyboard at a rate of 99% accuracy. Because who needs productivity, anyway?

Our experts will answer 'no' to every question you ask, no matter how simple or complex. Because who needs helpful answers, right?