Our Story

Our company, Incompetent Inc., was founded by the great-great-grandfather of the current CEO, who had a vision of creating the most inefficient company in the land.

We've been in business for 37 years, during which time we've managed to amass a staggering 37 years of failure.

Our team consists of the most uncoordinated group of individuals you've ever seen. Our CEO is a self-proclaimed expert in everything, but especially in procrastination.

We're proud to say that our company has been featured in 37 different publications for our outstanding lack of achievement.

Join us in our quest for our mission statement to create the most inefficient company the world has ever seen!

Some of our notable failures: