Our Values: Because We're Not Actually Trying

1. Mediocrity: We strive for average

We're not trying to be the best, we just don't want to be worse than our competitors.

A: We're not lazy, we're just conserving effort

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2. Inefficiency: Time is money, unless it's not

We're not worried about wasting time, as long as our customers don't notice.

B: Because who needs productivity, really?

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3. Disregard for quality: Because who needs details, really?

We're more concerned with getting it done than getting it right.

C: Because 'good enough' is, well, good enough

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