We're a team of overpaid consultants who have been hired to do the same job you could do yourself, but for twice the price, in twice the time, and with twice the amount of unnecessary jargon.
Our consultants have spent years studying the art of doing nothing, and have honed their skills in the ancient traditions of procrastination and excuses.
We'll make you feel good about paying us, and we'll make sure you're completely lost and bewildered.
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