Policy PDFs

We're glad you asked! Unfortunately, our policy documents are not actually readable. But hey, who needs clarity, right?

Here's a list of our policies. Try not to get too confused:

• Policy 1: The Fine Print
• Policy 2: The Even Finer Print
• Policy 3: The "We're-Not-Really-Sure-What-We're-Saying" Policy

We hope you enjoyed our policies! Or maybe you just got a headache. Either way, that's on us.

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