Section 1: What we don't know (and probably won't tell you)
Our policy 2 appendix is a collection of things we forgot to mention in policy 1. Don't worry, it's not like it's a big deal or anything.
Section 2: Things we hope you don't sue us for
Don't even get us started. If it's not explicitly listed, we won't do it. Or pay for it. Or acknowledge its existence.
Section 3: What we'll probably still mess up
Just send us a strongly-worded letter and a few dozen apologies, and we'll get right on it. Eventually.
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