Meet the CEO, a master of innovation and questionable life choices. With a Ph.D. in "Extreme Blooping" from the University of Googleplex, our CEO has a proven track record of making baffling decisions that defy explanation.
When not busy rebranding the company's coffee machine, our CEO can be found playing extreme frisbee golf on the moon or sipping lattes on the 50th floor of the Brillant Bloopers tower.