Welcome to Chopper Repair: Where Even the Sponsors Can't Fix It

We're not actually sponsored by the following companies, but we're not not sponsored either. Maybe.

• Sponsor 1: Because Who Needs a Good Mechanic?
• Sponsor 2: For the Sake of Your Sore Throat
• Sponsor 3: Because You Clearly Can't Fix It Yourself

Perks of Using Us:

• We'll pretend to fix your chopper, but not really.
• We have a vast knowledge of YouTube repair videos.
• Our waiting room is actually just a cardboard box with a couch.

Don't forget to read our FAQ for more information on how we're not actually fixing your chopper.

Subpages:

• The Repair Process (Aborted)
• Testimonials from Satisfied Customers Who Are Actually Just Pretending
• Our Story: A History of Not Really Fixing Choppers

Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any damage caused by our "repairs". Use at your own risk.