John | Our Brilliant Team

Lead Bloopster and Chief of Chaos

John is a renowned expert in the field of blooping theory. He has a proven track record of creating complex, yet elegant solutions to the world's most intractable problems.

When not busy blooping, John enjoys playing the harmonica and collecting antique door knobs.

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