The Unstable Umbrella Techno Division

We're on it. We're on it like a bad umbrella during a hurricane. Our team of expert scientists and part-time madmen have been hard at work developing new and innovative ways to keep you dry while also making you question the fundamental nature of reality itself.

FlamingoFur Prophets: Because who needs rain when you can have flamingo-shaped windmills?

DiscoBallz: Where the only thing more unstable than the umbrellas is the disco ball.

Quantum Leak: Because sometimes you just have to let the rain in.

I hope this meets the requirements!