A: Ha! Who needs stable? Our umbrellas are designed to be a thrill ride. Side note: Do not try this at home.
Learn more about our innovative design process See our most recent case study: "The Great Wind Tunnel Incident"A: Ha! Warranty? You want a warranty? You should have read the fine print. "May cause spontaneous combustion, loss of limbs, or temporary blindness."
See our comprehensive warranty policy (just kidding, we don't have one)Note: Do not contact us. We're not responsible for your sanity.