Welcome, suckers, to Unpredicta Bizarro Sponsors! We're the umbrella makers with the most unpredictable designs in the business! Our wares are guaranteed to make it rain, but also possibly make it hail, and possibly summon a tornado. Don't worry, it's all part of the charm!
Giggly Gertie is our top sponsor! They're a company that specializes in making umbrellas that are 99% likely to work, and 1% likely to turn into a giant jellyfish. Either way, you'll have a good story to tell!
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